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Our Tiny, Useless Hearts

$50.95
Introducing 'Our Tiny, Useless Hearts' by Toni Jordan, a witty and emotional novel that brilliantly captures the chaos of love, family, and life's little absurdities. This brand-new trade paperback, published by The Text Publishing Company in 2016, spans 288 pages that will keep you turning the page. Dive into the tumultuous journey of Henry and Caroline as Henry ventures off to Noosa with Martha, the grade three teacher, while Caroline grapples with her feelings amidst wardrobe sabotage. Janice, Caroline's sister and a passionate microbiologist, finds herself caught in the whirlwind of relationships, romantic misadventures, and unexpected encounters. This hilarious novel intertwines comedy and emotion seamlessly, reminiscent of the writing style of literary greats like P.G. Wodehouse. If you’re looking for a compelling read that combines humor with heartfelt moments, look no further! Perfect for fans of contemporary romance and comedic literature, this book is a must-have addition to your collection. Enjoy the journey through misunderstandings, complex emotions, and the intricacies of modern relationships. Get your copy of 'Our Tiny, Useless Hearts' today at Smartfox NZ and enjoy FREE shipping! Please note that combined shipping for other products is not available with this item. Allow up to 10 days for shipping. Experience the delightful chaos woven through Toni Jordan’s latest masterpiece!
Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781925355451
Format: Trade paperback (UK)
Year: 2016
Publisher: The Text Publishing Company
Pages: 288


Description:
Henry has ended his marriage to Caroline and headed off to Noosa with Mercedes' grade three teacher, Martha.
Caroline, having shredded a wardrobe-full of Henry's suits, has gone after them.
Craig and Lesley have dropped over briefly from next door to catch up on the fallout from Henry and Caroline's all-night row.
And Janice, Caroline's sister, is staying for the weekend to look after the girls because Janice is the sensible one. A microbiologist with a job she loves, a fervent belief in the beauty of the scientific method and a determination to make a solo life after her divorce from Alec.
Then Craig returns through the bedroom window expecting a tryst with Caroline and finds Janice in her bed, Lesley storms in with a jealous heart and a mouthful of threats, Henry, Caroline and Martha arrive back from the airport in separate taxis-and let's not even get started on Brayden the pizza guy.
Janice can cope with all that. But when Alec knocks on the door things suddenly get complicated.
Harnessing the exquisite timing of the great comedies to the narrative power and emotional intelligence for which she is famous, Toni Jordan brings all her wit, wisdom and flair to this brilliant, hilarious novel.

'A new Toni Jordan is always a special pleasure and her latest is a wonderful, witty treat of a novel- cutting and clever, and yet so very romantic, as though P.G. Wodehouse had satirised life in the suburbs.' Liane Moriarty


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Our Tiny, Useless Hearts

$50.95
Introducing 'Our Tiny, Useless Hearts' by Toni Jordan, a witty and emotional novel that brilliantly captures the chaos of love, family, and life's little absurdities. This brand-new trade paperback, published by The Text Publishing Company in 2016, spans 288 pages that will keep you turning the page. Dive into the tumultuous journey of Henry and Caroline as Henry ventures off to Noosa with Martha, the grade three teacher, while Caroline grapples with her feelings amidst wardrobe sabotage. Janice, Caroline's sister and a passionate microbiologist, finds herself caught in the whirlwind of relationships, romantic misadventures, and unexpected encounters. This hilarious novel intertwines comedy and emotion seamlessly, reminiscent of the writing style of literary greats like P.G. Wodehouse. If you’re looking for a compelling read that combines humor with heartfelt moments, look no further! Perfect for fans of contemporary romance and comedic literature, this book is a must-have addition to your collection. Enjoy the journey through misunderstandings, complex emotions, and the intricacies of modern relationships. Get your copy of 'Our Tiny, Useless Hearts' today at Smartfox NZ and enjoy FREE shipping! Please note that combined shipping for other products is not available with this item. Allow up to 10 days for shipping. Experience the delightful chaos woven through Toni Jordan’s latest masterpiece!
Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781925355451
Format: Trade paperback (UK)
Year: 2016
Publisher: The Text Publishing Company
Pages: 288


Description:
Henry has ended his marriage to Caroline and headed off to Noosa with Mercedes' grade three teacher, Martha.
Caroline, having shredded a wardrobe-full of Henry's suits, has gone after them.
Craig and Lesley have dropped over briefly from next door to catch up on the fallout from Henry and Caroline's all-night row.
And Janice, Caroline's sister, is staying for the weekend to look after the girls because Janice is the sensible one. A microbiologist with a job she loves, a fervent belief in the beauty of the scientific method and a determination to make a solo life after her divorce from Alec.
Then Craig returns through the bedroom window expecting a tryst with Caroline and finds Janice in her bed, Lesley storms in with a jealous heart and a mouthful of threats, Henry, Caroline and Martha arrive back from the airport in separate taxis-and let's not even get started on Brayden the pizza guy.
Janice can cope with all that. But when Alec knocks on the door things suddenly get complicated.
Harnessing the exquisite timing of the great comedies to the narrative power and emotional intelligence for which she is famous, Toni Jordan brings all her wit, wisdom and flair to this brilliant, hilarious novel.

'A new Toni Jordan is always a special pleasure and her latest is a wonderful, witty treat of a novel- cutting and clever, and yet so very romantic, as though P.G. Wodehouse had satirised life in the suburbs.' Liane Moriarty


This product has FREE shipping however combined shipping for other products is not available with this item. Please allow up to 10 days for shipping.

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