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F**k, Now There Are Two of You

$36.95
Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781922268341
Format: Paper over boards
Year: 2019
Publisher: The Text Publishing Company
Pages: 32

Delve into the hilarious chaos of parenting with 'F**k, Now There Are Two of You,' the latest clever and candid work by Adam Mansbach. This engaging picture book is the perfect gift for parents managing multiple children, blending humor with heartfelt sentiments that every parent can relate to. Celebrated author Mansbach, known for his iconic titles 'Go the F**k to Sleep' and 'You Have to F**king Eat,' brings his unique voice to this relatable tale of sibling dynamics and family expansion.

This book explores the myriad feelings that surface when a second child arrives, masterfully addressing the insecurities and joys that characterize parenting today. It's a raw and honest monologue intended for big siblings, guaranteed to resonate with those navigating the demanding journey of raising more than one small human. The beautifully illustrated pages offer a visual feast that complements Mansbach's witty and unfiltered commentary.

Perfect for parents seeking an unvarnished perspective on childhood and sibling rivalry, 'F**k, Now There Are Two of You' is an essential addition to any family library. Please note, this title is not suitable for young readers!

Enjoy FREE shipping on this item, though combined shipping for other products is not available. Expect delivery within 10 days. Order your copy today and embrace the humor of parenting!

Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781922268341
Format: Paper over boards
Year: 2019
Publisher: The Text Publishing Company
Pages: 32


Description:
Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the F**k to Sleep and You Have to F**king Eat-the unrivalled pair of New York Times best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humour books for parents. But what could possibly be left?

Parents-new, old, expectant-of multiple children already knew the answer and Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart. F**k, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and full of unspoken sentiments channelled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, F**k, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, maths-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

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F**k, Now There Are Two of You

$36.95
Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781922268341
Format: Paper over boards
Year: 2019
Publisher: The Text Publishing Company
Pages: 32

Delve into the hilarious chaos of parenting with 'F**k, Now There Are Two of You,' the latest clever and candid work by Adam Mansbach. This engaging picture book is the perfect gift for parents managing multiple children, blending humor with heartfelt sentiments that every parent can relate to. Celebrated author Mansbach, known for his iconic titles 'Go the F**k to Sleep' and 'You Have to F**king Eat,' brings his unique voice to this relatable tale of sibling dynamics and family expansion.

This book explores the myriad feelings that surface when a second child arrives, masterfully addressing the insecurities and joys that characterize parenting today. It's a raw and honest monologue intended for big siblings, guaranteed to resonate with those navigating the demanding journey of raising more than one small human. The beautifully illustrated pages offer a visual feast that complements Mansbach's witty and unfiltered commentary.

Perfect for parents seeking an unvarnished perspective on childhood and sibling rivalry, 'F**k, Now There Are Two of You' is an essential addition to any family library. Please note, this title is not suitable for young readers!

Enjoy FREE shipping on this item, though combined shipping for other products is not available. Expect delivery within 10 days. Order your copy today and embrace the humor of parenting!

Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781922268341
Format: Paper over boards
Year: 2019
Publisher: The Text Publishing Company
Pages: 32


Description:
Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the F**k to Sleep and You Have to F**king Eat-the unrivalled pair of New York Times best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humour books for parents. But what could possibly be left?

Parents-new, old, expectant-of multiple children already knew the answer and Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart. F**k, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and full of unspoken sentiments channelled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, F**k, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, maths-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

This product has FREE shipping however combined shipping for other products is not available with this item. Please allow up to 10 days for shipping.

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